neon green off white shoes
These new shoes are so cute, I could not resist purchasing them. They are made of a soft, stretchy material, and their color is just so bright! I’m wearing them right now with my denim shorts and white tank top. I have worn these shoes since the day they were released.
I can’t tell you how excited I was to wear these shoes. It’s like something out of a dream. These shoes are not only super comfortable and stylish, they’re so soft that you can feel the fabric on your feet. The shoes are also designed not only for comfort, but to help you avoid those pesky lumps. These lumps are the most annoying thing in the world. They’re also hard to remove, so I’m constantly looking for ways to ease my pain.
The lumps might be worse than you think. All of us have had the experience of being stuck on a couch and with a hot guy who is constantly rubbing his crotch against you. If you are not careful, the lumps may get the better of you and you end up in a heap on the floor of a public space.
Well that happened to me once. I had just walked into a movie theatre and was sitting in the first row of seats when this dude was sitting next to me. He was rubbing his crotch and talking to me but he kept rubbing his crotch too. Finally he just started touching his crotch and I didn’t know if he was rubbing my leg or just rubbing his crotch. I was trying to figure out what the hell he was doing so I could get up and leave so I could get going.
The dude in front of me kept rubbing his crotch and then talking to me, so I got up and went to the ladies room.
Some guys are just too fucking cute, and this is one of them. The dude in the picture above is very cute and a little dirty, but his crotch is just this sexy shade of green off white. In fact, the only other time I’ve seen a crotch this color was when I was sitting next to a guy in the same theatre a couple of weeks ago.
This guy is also very cute, but he has a different shade of green on his crotch. This is why I said some of the guys are too cute.
The other color combo that is too cute is the bright green and bright white combo. You know what I mean.
The first time I was looking at these shoes was when I was in New York City and I saw them on a guy that was walking down the street. I was like, “Hey, do you ever get bored of looking at the same shoes?” And he was like, “No. I just enjoy being able to go from Green to White.