I wear navy shoes when it’s time to go to a party, but when I get it on first-name basis at a bar, no one can resist me.

And a few years ago I actually wore navy blue shoes to a bar and asked a girl (who wasn’t my girlfriend) out on a date. I figured she’d say yes, because she’s a girl, but she wasn’t having any of it. I mean, I’d rather have a black eye than a black out, but we were both in a rush, so I thought she would say yes, too. We had a date for the night, and my date was really good.